So I'm online dating again....how dreadful. Someone recently told me that I'm never going to meet a decent man in a bar but I say that is highly debatable. I think it is less likely that I will meet someone "decent" online. I wonder if I return to online dating for the simple fact that it is entertainment, like being at the airport, except I am the one people are staring at. Who knows, but I did have a recent encounter that was worth sharing, so enjoy.
I got emailed yesterday from a 38 year old woman. She is cute, tall, rocking body and has the most perfectly implanted boobs I have ever seen. I was feeling kinda proud that I may still be in the age bracket where both men and women find me attractive and I was bored, so I entertained her with some of my famous banter. She told me I look like a lot of fun. I told her I was, but that I could never compete with her body.....she then responds with a "lol....mine is paid for!" We email back and forth and she gives me lots of nice compliments, asks me about work and then finally says: "I really want to set you up with my ex boyfriend. He is buff, ex LAPD swat and hung." What???? I had no idea what to think about that. First off, if she didn't want her boyfriend, why in the hell would I? Second, the jaded officer in me started thinking, she is probably in a nasty domestic situation and its far easier to pass her ex off to someone new than to leave him and deal with the drama that would obviously follow. I used my super smooth (funny) skills to get out of the situation by telling her that her ex would undoubtedly be disappointed in my almost 42 year old boobs, if hes used to playing with her "Tiffany" boobs. She again texted how funny I am with an lol...all I know was, I wasn't laughing....
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