So I get an email this morning on a popular dating website from a 19 year old! He said to me: " whats up how are you today?? im scott btw you seem very sweet. i would love to get to know you:)..... You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you .:):)
Can you tell I literally copied and pasted what he said? I have been absolutely fascinated with this cub/cougar craze and if I was still in graduate school, would honestly consider doing a thesis on it. Anyway, I responded to him with: "Do you have mommy issues? I'm not sure whether to spank you or wash your mouth out with soap." I thought it was pretty funny...he did not.
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